SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.

I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"