Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
SOS Jokes
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
