Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
SOS Jokes
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
