SOS jokes
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
Memes
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
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Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.