Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
SOS Jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
