SOS jokes

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they are fucking assholes.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!