SOS jokes

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they are fucking assholes.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.