SOS jokes

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.