SOS jokes
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Memes
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.