SOS jokes

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"

Also me: "Throw it."

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.