SOS jokes

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.