SOS jokes
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Memes
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.