SOS jokes

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.