Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
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Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
