SOS Jokes

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Yo mama so nice she...

The text "The Gire" in blue is above a definition that reads, "When a man inserts a pocket pussy into another dude's asshole before having sex with him so it's not gay."

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.