SOS jokes

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Yo mama so nice she...

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.

God being a sniper is so fun!

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.