SOS jokes

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Yo mama so nice she...

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.