SOS jokes

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

Daughter: So, I got my period.

Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!

Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?

Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.

Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)

Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Handicapped jokes are so cruel.

I can't stand them!

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.