SOS jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

You know why women wear tampons?

So the crabs could bungee jump!

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.

I needn't have bothered.

The next day, it was smeared all over my face.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

Handicapped jokes are so cruel.

I can't stand them!

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.