SOS jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Handicapped jokes are so cruel.

I can't stand them!

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

Man, Uranus is so big!

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.