SOS jokes

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?

So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

Man, Uranus is so big!

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.