SOS jokes

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.

Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.

I needn't have bothered.

The next day, it was smeared all over my face.