SOS jokes

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

You know why morning food digests so quickly.

Because it breaks fast.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.