SOS jokes

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

I'm a bot, so coolllll!

You're so ugly!

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

The bomb.