SOS jokes

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.