SOS jokes
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Memes
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.