SOS jokes

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.