SOS jokes

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

My sister is so short she can't walk.

The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.

This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Why do orphans have criminal records?

So they can be wanted.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

They have their own scales.

Why do orphans love going to church?

So they can call someone "father."