SOS jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Memes
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.