Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
SOS Jokes
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
