SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."