SOS jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.