SOS jokes

Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to count his bars!

So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.

Man's friend: Same.

Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.

Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.

Man: Oh great heavens!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.