I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
SOS Jokes
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
