SOS jokes

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.