SOS jokes

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.