SOS jokes

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

They have their own scales.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

Why are mountains so smart?

'Cause they have a degree.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.