Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
SOS Jokes
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
