SOS jokes
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Memes
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.