SOS jokes

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"