SOS jokes

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Why are bears' hair so sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.

This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

Why do orphans want a phone so bad?

Because it has a home button.