So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
SOS Jokes
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
