SOS jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Why is the cheetah so fast?

Because it can't walk slow.

Why do basketball players love cookies so much?

Because they can dunk them!

Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.

Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.

Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!