SOS jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!

Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.

Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!

Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.

Karien: That is so boring!

Daiana: Well just work with me please?

Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.

God, I love working at an orphanage!

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

Why is the penis so light?

Because even thots can lift them.

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.

One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.