SOS jokes
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Memes
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!