SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.

He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.

Her boyfriend said "Hi."

I said, "Knife to meet you!"

Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!

Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.

Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!

Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.

Karien: That is so boring!

Daiana: Well just work with me please?

Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.