SOS jokes

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

Why is the penis so light?

Because even thots can lift them.

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.

One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.

Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?

So gay people can have lightsaber duels.

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

Your hairline is so far back it became a case.

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"