SOS jokes

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?

So gay people can have lightsaber duels.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

Your hairline is so far back it became a case.