I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
SOS Jokes
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
