Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
SOS Jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
I'm so fucking bored.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
