SOS jokes

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

I'm so fucking bored.

Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.