SOS jokes

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.