SOS jokes
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Memes
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.