SOS jokes

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

Patient: Oh, doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.

They’re always so twisted!

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.