SOS jokes
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Patient: Oh, doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.