SOS Jokes

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!