As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat she needs 17 iPhone to take a selfie
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
