Society jokes
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Borders are fat.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
An Irishman walks into a pub.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.