Society jokes
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
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What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa’s clock; the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where’s Trump’s clock?"
"Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What is the difference between a human and a human?
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.