I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Society Jokes
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."