Society jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
"Death to the west!"
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."