Society jokes
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
I groomed 2 minors today.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.