Social commentary jokes

Plastic

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.

Priest

On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

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  • Vote

    If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

    Feminist

    How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.

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  • Feminist

    The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

    Nazi

    It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

    Father

    Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

    They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

    Crime

    Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

    Feminist

    How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.

    Disabled

    You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

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  • Rapist

    Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

    Hooker

    What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

    If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Book

    Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.

    Feminist

    What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.

    Hairline

    Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.