Social commentary jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.