Social commentary jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.