How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
