How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
