Social commentary jokes
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.