Social commentary jokes

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

Vegan Teacher the musical.

Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶

Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵

Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵

Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.

Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, feminists don't change anything.

If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.