A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
These are all racist. 😂
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
