Social commentary jokes
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
These are all racist. 😂
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"