Social commentary jokes

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

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  • Feminist

    A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"

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  • Twin Towers

    Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

    Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

    Feminist

    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

    Act

    Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.

    Hoe

    Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses

    Library

    I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

    Asteroid

    When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:

    98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!

    1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.

    Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!

    Feminist

    Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

    Feminist

    What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

    The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

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  • Orphan

    Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

    (Also, I banged ya mum ;))

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  • Wikipedia

    I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

    Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

    Cash

    We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.