Social commentary jokes
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.