Social commentary jokes

Hairline

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

Feminist

A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"

Memes

Act

Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

Twin Towers

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Hoe

Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses

Asteroid

When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:

98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!

1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.

Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!

Library

I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Feminist

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

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  • Feminist

    What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

    The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

    Orphan

    Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

    (Also, I banged ya mum ;))

    Cash

    We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.