Social commentary jokes
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.