So Fat jokes

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.