So Fat jokes
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.