So Fat jokes

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.