So Fat jokes
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.