So Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.