My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. I took her to the Macy's day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. She gets home her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. She gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming. She leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, your mums so fat, she broke britain two
your mamma so fat thanos had to clap 4 times
Your so fat, you drank an invisibility potion and everyone could still see you!
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Aitana is so fat that thanos had to clap for her to disappear
Your mama so fat, that when she ate burger, she liked it.
You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
jo mama so fat she went outside and became to sun
Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
