So Fat jokes
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.