So Fat jokes

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.