So Fat

So Fat Jokes

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Mama

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Mama

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Mama

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Mama

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Mama

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Mama

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Mama

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.