So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! ððĪĢ
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.