So Fat

So Fat Jokes

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.