Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
So Fat Jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
