Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat. I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat. The Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes
joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down
Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked upp
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat. She buys her close at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
