So Fat

So Fat Jokes

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."