So Fat

So Fat jokes

Yo mama

  • Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

    My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

    Me: O B C D.

    Mum

  • Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

    Mum

  • Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!