So Fat

So Fat jokes

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.