So Fat jokes

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.