So Fat

So Fat jokes

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Wife

  • My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

    When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

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    Wife

  • My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

    Wife

  • My wife is so fat.

    She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

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    Wife

  • My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

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    Wife

  • My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

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    Mama

  • Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"