Snowman jokes

Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants? A: He heard the snowblower coming.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?

Snowballs.

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.

What do you call snowmen having sex?

A snowjob.

What do you call an old snowman?

Answer: Water.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snowbank.

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!