whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
For orphans every bag of chips is family size
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What do u call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
im hungry
Once I heard a joke about chocolate, it wasn't that funny so I just Snickered.
What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s
Ok so i ate a apple and it tasted good
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables
Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
