The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
Where do terrorists go for food? The allah snack bar
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Half of if.🐛
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
