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One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut

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i agree with punny doodle defintly made me smell again

made me wash my sweatshirt for the first time ever

What did the tractor say to the mailman, Nice to give you mail on my tractor!!!!! Sorry that might of made you rofl

I spunked so much that i had to go home to grab some lemon sceneted lube

Made me jump on ark and absolutely rip the dragon's asshole to fucking shreds

Finn get off of here rn, this is where adults come to plessure themsleves. no pizzas for a week.

( mad Jody)

You have to let me go Jayden I died 3 years ago, it wasn't your fault

Josh shut up you idiot no one cares about your poo poo fingers

Shut up you guys are fücking rëtarded gäy äss nïggers fùck you bítch

Can you guys actually suck my niiigga colour sack and like it clean of poop particles

Could you guys please stop commenting rude and inappropriate things on my awesome post please stop it my son would not approve stop it guys my bumhole is purple and I would like to book a follow-up appointment, please thankyou

I can't believe no one is talking about my H U G E A$$. Don't believe me? Click my profile you H ore

HEY! Don''t click on my profile if you don't want to M A S T U R B A T E. It is actually really cool though. Once time Justin Sisaengrath actually looked there and he gabbed pizza from pizza hut mission bay and he shoved it inside my tight ... (you know what ;) ) I like it rough and dirty so please just hurry up and click my profile. Also if you do stick it inside make sure it has chilli sauce on it so it can burn my insides. Thanks xoxoxoxoxo

OMG! This joke is so funny! You might not get it and if you don't bassicaly the guy was jerking of his peni s and he cummed into the trail mix bag which had nuts in it and now since cum is often called nut there are 2 types of nut in his trail mix! LOL #ihave7differentstds

WHAT THE ACTUAL FOOOOOOOOOK. I came on here to look for a date and all I get is JIZZ. Omg i thought this was a gamer trans dating website. No one told me I would get harrassed by comments. I am looking at Eliarna rn and she looks thicc as fooooooooooook. Nvm im going to hop off this weird assssss site and get some virgin nerd puss.

Yooooo anyone keen to perform a S A T A N I C ritual with me? Come to Finnskin's house this saturday and we can do it in his room while jerking off sheep and licking some ripe pineapples! Lets bring the dark lord back! #byocandles #imnotblack #mrdevilhasabigcock

I would love to go to Finns house this saturday but unfortunately I am going to a party at reilys house the stupid bitch

I want that ass kane

Guys can you give my calculator back :(

This joke made me creamy oops got it on the screen

YOU NEED THE HEAD CASE! ONLY 9.99 WHEN YOU ORDER NOW

Thanks for letting me borrow your cat Dylan

guys help i saw ham and my pp harded 😤

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Help me I think im about to go shemale (Gone Wrong)

Jackson, I need your hugs again. please ham daddy! I will give you all the macaroni in the world

sup my ogga, hows that pussy cat feel

All this ogg talk is making me hungry 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

If me 🤠 or my kids 🧒🧒 are under siege 💥😱 by 30-50 hogs 🐗🐗 in 3-5 minutes 🕒🕔 and only one1️⃣1️⃣could survive💀🏥 then you can catch me in the mud😳💩 getting feral 😈😩😏 with the tribe 🐗🐽

hey guys, joshanatorr here, we've sold out on headcases so im selling my bathwater (i pissed in it!😊)

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MY COCK IS ACTUALLY SO BIG THAT IT CANNOT FIT IN ANY ORDINARY VAG. IT HAS TO BE ELIARNA'S

I saw sarah's nip the other day and I actually liked it. I saw it coming out of her tight white shirt and my tongue immediately went to meet it. It tasted like milk and I felt like a baby all over again because I was being breast fed by the one and only hairy nun. I got hair stuck in my teeth cause it was a bit hairy. Due to the fact that she is hairy. I also went down on her and got splooged in the face by a whole bunch of male jizz!! Thank you for reading my story

I'm keen MAX WALSH LEFT SHIN PAD!!!

HEy guYs!!!!! Welcome to my new Minecraft series where ill be fricking cats and eating villager's bumwholes

One time I was doing a performance and then annie died.

Guess what mission bay?? ... I'm Justiana Nickleback and im good at running fast. But you can call me whenever. I'm also a social influencer so I can promote your brand if you make me my own pizza. I want to have salted caramel in it hhaaha. Dab. But don't tell my mum or i'll punch a wall. XD if you do this then ill give you the move back to Auckland. Also my favourite song is Mo Bamba so if you could that in the pizza i would be very happy to give kissy time. And squirt. C's up baby.

one time I was walking to class and out of the corner of my eye I saw him, with his brown hair and his long slender face and dammmm his shin pads get me wet. He walked right past me with a gleam in his eye and I This is my moment. I go up to him and say 'hello there, may i please have a high five' and he gave me one, his bent wrist lunged at me and i touched it. Oh how it felt good. and as I walked away with wet panties i smiled and said to myself 'I will always love you max walsh'.

sfve

This story is from year 5. As I walked out of my favourite cock class, I saw the one and only Jayden WHEEEEEEEEAR. I looked him up and down and sniffed his lovely scent. Omg that scent of dry nips and cock juice mixed with josh farts. It made my mouth water. also my cock. I jzzed in my pants as he hobbled past me. I stroked his left cheek as he zoomed past me. My fingers burned with the hot acid like layer that covers his skin. I now have no fingers but I can officially say that i fcked Jayden

cold water splashed my face, I had to get the smell of him out of my nose, his sweater had accumulated dirt but best of all cum. I knew that if I kept the smell of him in my nose I would not be able to participate in my next class. As I came up from washing my face he was standing there, right behind me, holding his orgasmic jumper in his meaty hand, he pinned me down, I liked it, he put it over my nose and mouth and all I could do was breathe, this was the best day ever thank you jaden whear

There he was. Short person he was. Frosted tips. Thats right it was the drifterking. We locked eyes and I immediately orgasmed. Screaming out in the class. I moaned so much. The class looked at me weirdly, but I didn't care because the drifterking looked at me. I looked at him again and he smirked at me and waved at me to come over to his table, we had sex right then and there in the class room. It was a mixture of moans and drifting noises. My penis has a frosted tip for @drifterkingbrooky

Pt 1. The light played tricks on my eyes, his stern hard face was in the way of the board, I didn’t mind, this is the best thing that could happen to me in double financials. He looked at me, we shared a look, a hot look. My tongue fell out of my mouth dripping with sweet sweet juice.

pt 2 My cock was hard, too hard, but I couldn’t do anything about it, he came over to me and whispered ‘take it out’ and so I did showing the whole class my ENORMOUS penis and he touched it and said ‘guess who’s getting an excellence’. You were always my first kevin

Pt 1. This one happened a while back. But it is still fresh in my mind. She turned out to be an olympic sprinter. I was in class one time just staring at her, looking at her thicc buttock. Her leg hairs were poking through her leggings. I couldn't help myself so I ran over to her and grabbed her hand and put it on my cock. She looked up at me and pulled down her pants. Her vag was sewed together. OMG. I ripped it open and splooged all over her bush.

Pt 2. She got up and sprinted to her next class leaving a trail of jizz in her wake. It flew up and went into my mouth. I orgasmed so much and cum shot all over her bangs. Thats right im so good at cum shotting. I will never forget about the time I ripped eliarnas vag. Thank you for the experience

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This reliever teacher just did this to me no joke!!! She put her hand on my inner thigh slowly getting up to my no no places. She leaned down and whispered in my ear "get on with your work or ill work you tonight" I looked up at her and we started making out. her wrinkles just made me horny.

Hey y'all I'm the farmer that cans Josh farts. We are starting our new line of Josh farts tomorrow! the new flavours include canned salami and poo poo fingers

Hi I am Reilly and I smell 🤡🤡🤡🤡

his long curly locks make me wanna finger my butthole and eat the shit left on my finger. His manly calf’s make me so hard I cum in my girly underwear. I want him to dominate me in my bedroom with his humongous cock and his 6 hot feet. I love him, he’s my best friend

Hitler was upset with Shrek, the big green guy had his eyes set on his big price winning onions in their backyard , and not his lover. He tried to not let his disappointment show . But it was hard, because Hitler is really ill , so ill that he almost couldn't stand. Of course that didn't stop the ogre from having hardcore sex with the Austrian men. No, Shrek does not care about his well being.

he makes me so hard when his cock touches my wet foreskin. I like to plait with pubic hair together with him. We are one. His long fingers enter my mouth with his chocolate cum on the tip. I swallow, enjoying every minute of his semen going down my His toes go into my anus, turning me into a clown. 🤡🤡

His long lushes eye lashes as they flutter in the wind they made my mustache tingle. I knew as soon as he farted on my face that i wanted his butthole all to myself. please Bauld put that bauld knee cap of his amazing, sensational, extravagant he makes me want to burp in his mouth and the taste because he love how humunges and manly my burps are and it turns him on how manly i am compared to him. i love how i have to brake my neck whenever i look at him becuase im 4 foot nothing.

🐢 ⋆ 🐓 🎀 𝒞𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝒻💍𝓇 𝒶 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 🎀 🐓 ⋆ 🐢 http://bit.do/FunTimes ---- Copy And paste Into google plz hot stuff

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A҉N҉D҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉N҉ ҉I҉ ҉W҉A҉S҉ ҉A҉L҉L҉ ҉L҉I҉K҉E҉ ҉T҉H҉A҉T҉S҉ ҉N҉O҉T҉ ҉A҉ ҉D҉O҉C҉T҉E҉R҉ ҉T҉H҉A҉T҉S҉ ҉A҉ ҉T҉O҉O҉T҉H҉B҉R҉U҉S҉H҉

Do not go to school if you don't want to M A S T U R B A T E sxy fun times on are gonna happen

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#TheRainMan

Josh takes his sweet, torturous time – luxuriating in his private viewing activity. Josh makes no move to touch George but the ravenous mould of his face is pushing George to run up the steps of desire, taking them three at a time.

Josh growls, low in his chest while he grips George's inner thighs, pushing them apart. “Keep still or I’ll make you.” George gasped at his provocative threat and on pure instinct and raw desire his hips tilt up by their own accord.

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sorry milkman... I was thirsty and it reminded me of that nip flop... sorrry

shut up uncle rons son nothing happened in 2010 you little virgin

𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈

oh god not again whats he doing with that fucking milk bottle OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

im so proud of you son. you nutted into milk bottles more than i ever could have. Im glad the abortion didnt work

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👺♘ Ćᒪίℂⓚ 𝕚𝓕 ¥ⓞ𝓾 Ⓦ𝓐Ｎt 𝓜Ⓔ t𝕠 ᵍⓘｖＥ Ｙ𝐎𝕌 ŤＨ乇 ᔕ𝐂𝐞𝓝т σ𝕗 𝐑𝓸𝔫 👍😲

uncle ron is sad. let me take a whiff of this milk bottle to cheer me up. uHhUHhhuuhu thats good shit

Ron (also known as Challa, Chala) is an Afro-Asiatic language spoken in Plateau State, Nigeria. Dialects include Bokkos, Daffo-Butura (incl. Mangar), Monguna (Shagawu, 20,000 speakers).[1] Blench (2006) considers these to be separate languages.[4]

pEpPa 🐖 🐽 WhAt 😦🤔 aRe 🤨😤 YoU 🐷 🥓 dOiNg 😯👺 In 😮💦 My ☃️🤡 AsS 🍑🥓 i 🦴😡 TolD 🤯😕 yOu 🥓🥓 NoT 😡😣 iN 🐷🐖 fRoNt ♿️🛂 Of 0️⃣4️⃣ ThE 😞🥺 kIdS 😃😜

im disappointed in you.

uncle rons milk kinda tastes funny.. but i cant stop guzzling it down 🤤🤤🤤😋😋😳😳

He was standing there, looking so god damn delicious. I wish I had him all to myself. I wish I could slurp up his tasty and blue nipple juice. That's all I want. But he's just too sexy for me to make a move. I accidentally made eye contact with him. he's coming towards me. Oh yes, Oh YES, OH YES, TAKE MY V CARD CORBEN LIND!

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Joshua greemus actualy hurts my feelings when he comes to schiool and M A S T U R B A T E S

help i am stuck in here please help me lets say the lords prayer together

amen

as she wheel around on her hard cold chnky wheelchair she zooms past me. *whooosh* the smell of oil and dribble fly past me as my arousal intensifies. my cream drips down my leg. your one of a kind angus

Hello my name is angus, i am here to inform you that i have risen from the dead to get a cum shot onto my disabled legs. nigg

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i hate you all im gonna die of obestiry u fat fucking Ni Ggeer

Guys its actually me can you stop commenting anything my gruncle is running this website and its really hurting my feelings... also

Check out my latest youtube video ile be less sad 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😋😋😋😋😋😋 ------ www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmrDlu2nDv8 ------

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Made me fart atleast 50 times today... sharted a little........................................................................................................ #freemyasscrackgirls

My asshole is being ripped out of me care to join?

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SUCK MY ASS PLEASE YOU LITTLE FUCK NUCKLE I WANT TO BANG YOUR VAGINA SO SQUEEELY HARD I WANT YOU TO SCREAM IN MY EAR AND MAKE ME DEAF THEN LICK OUT ALL THE EAR JUICE SO I CAN HEAR YOUR HIGH PITCHED MOANS ALL THE FUCKING TIME

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His aggressive face stared me down, I heard him whisper under his breath in his beautiful European voice 'Your not doing well in music are ye" I told him no. He kept looking at me tho, his eyes going up and down me lingering on my hard penis. I saw his erectness get hard, woohoo. I ripped off my clothes my nipples dripping with water, i un clothed him. His big meaty body so good looking, my cock was so hard. I opened his foreskin and put my in there. Foreskin sock. i came. Thank u Popper

PT 1- as i walked down the cold hallway, i tuck my blonde hair behind my ears as i feel my nipples harden from the cool wind blowing against my tight blouse. I walk into class, breathing shakily. "Good Morning, Bella," i hear a deep voice whisper from behind me. "You're late to class." The hairs on the back of my neck stand up and i bite my lip lightly. "I-im so sorry sir." I stutter. His meaty hand grabs onto my forearm, spinning me around so our eyes meet. His cool blue eyes pierce into mine.

PT 2- "You're failing music," He said, coldly. "But there is one way you could make it up to me." "Please master Popper, what is it?" I plead. "Take your uniform off." He ordered. I obeyed and started to take my blouse and skirt off. "Get on the desk." He grumbled. I scurried over to the desk and led down, spreading my legs to my new master. "I'm going to make you scream." He smirked.

P3- He walks towards me, tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erect cock springs free. He leans down and kisses me, his fingers begin to move rhythmically inside me, his thumb circling and pressing on my clitoris. "You make me so hard." He grunts before sliding on top of me and penetrating me with his throbbing meat sceptre". I gasp for air as he thrusts in and out of me. My muscles begin to tense and my eyes roll into the back of my head.

P4- "I want you to cum in my mouth, master." I beg. "You're so fucking wet baby." He responds in his mysterious European accent. He pushes me to the ground and shoves his wet, hairy cock and balls into my face. I begin to circle my tongue on his shaft before engulfing his dick completelyI pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Popper popsicle. I got an excellence in music that year.

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im sweating

i will fucking rape your cat if you step to me again dad

how many nuts could a big ogg bust, if a big ogg could bust nuts

Im pink and im ready to turn brown

dad.. 😒😒 this is the fourth time this week you gave me your meat for dinner 😳 cant i just have some fuckign psgetti

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COME ON GUYS XAVIER IS REALLY GOOD LOOKING

I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald's for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald's I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.

PT1

Catching me off guard, Ron grabs me by the shoulders, shoving me against the bedpost. It's pleasure overload, making me yearn for him, making me writhe. Ron trails his fingertips gently up my belly. My pulse is haywire. How can Ron turn me on with one word?

PT2

Tipping my chin back, his skilled tongue invades my mouth, insistent, igniting a fire deep within. Ron's mouth is on mine, his eyes glowing with lust, making my muscles clench in response, raising uncontrollable urges in me. I yelp, and he grabs my hair and yanks down, holding my head in place as we kiss, savagely. My subconscious is purring with pleasure.

Ugh i spunked inside NEvs garden and i cant clean it up without my dead mum

I split my foreskin

I was busy wanking and I felt that my cock was a bit more wet than usual, I looked down and saw my cock bleeding. I wanked too hard and ripped and destroyed my foreskin.

Like you dont even understand how mangled it was lolol

P1 he yells for me, WAAA. I go into his room and see his cute ass naked body, hes only two but he has pubes already (me gusta). I go over to him pretending to be his mother. I whip out my dangly nipples and make him lick them and suck for milk. He likes his mothers titty milk, but my cock milk is better. As he engulfs my nipples in his toothless mouth I start to leak milk out of my cock. I shove his tiny head down my pants, making him unside down because he is so small. He licked the milk clean.

P2 He gummed that stinky slimy snake until i was screaming "ELIJAH SHITTTTTTT" even though he was only two he knew how to please his older brother. I came all over his face, suffocating him and choking him on me big meaty and juicy black sausage. He always liked sausages for dinner. But mine was a different sausage, and oh baby, he was addicted. I pulled his naked head out from my pantaloons to find him dead.

What happened in 2008, my stupid mexican friend couldn't climb the fence, what a dumb idiot, he is MEXICAN!

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