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One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut

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i agree with punny doodle defintly made me smell again

made me wash my sweatshirt for the first time ever

What did the tractor say to the mailman, Nice to give you mail on my tractor!!!!! Sorry that might of made you rofl

I spunked so much that i had to go home to grab some lemon sceneted lube

Made me jump on ark and absolutely rip the dragon's asshole to fucking shreds

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im sweating

i will fucking rape your cat if you step to me again dad

how many nuts could a big ogg bust, if a big ogg could bust nuts

Im pink and im ready to turn brown

dad.. 😒😒 this is the fourth time this week you gave me your meat for dinner 😳 cant i just have some fuckign psgetti

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My dick is hard kramer...

penis, awwww man so we back in my ass got my balls flopping from side to side side side to side this ass a grueling one hope to find some poop tonight night night night poop tonight dicks up you hear a sound spin around and look up total shock fills your body oh no its poo again i can never forget that smell smell smell smell smell smell smell cause baby tonight poopy coming out of his butt again cause baby tonight grab your dick balls and scrub again and thrust thrust until its done done until

IM THE BEST FORTNUT PLAYER 😫😫😫😫😝😝😝😝😝😂😂 FORTNUTING ALL OVER THE 9 YEAR OLDS 😨😨😨🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

my minecraft holes are square but my terraria nipples are flat... 5 bucks and my top ten holes is all yours

COME ON GUYS XAVIER IS REALLY GOOD LOOKING

I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald's for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald's I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.

PT1

Catching me off guard, Ron grabs me by the shoulders, shoving me against the bedpost. It's pleasure overload, making me yearn for him, making me writhe. Ron trails his fingertips gently up my belly. My pulse is haywire. How can Ron turn me on with one word?

PT2

Tipping my chin back, his skilled tongue invades my mouth, insistent, igniting a fire deep within. Ron's mouth is on mine, his eyes glowing with lust, making my muscles clench in response, raising uncontrollable urges in me. I yelp, and he grabs my hair and yanks down, holding my head in place as we kiss, savagely. My subconscious is purring with pleasure.

Ugh i spunked inside NEvs garden and i cant clean it up without my dead mum

I split my foreskin

I was busy wanking and I felt that my cock was a bit more wet than usual, I looked down and saw my cock bleeding. I wanked too hard and ripped and destroyed my foreskin.

Like you dont even understand how mangled it was lolol

P1 he yells for me, WAAA. I go into his room and see his cute ass naked body, hes only two but he has pubes already (me gusta). I go over to him pretending to be his mother. I whip out my dangly nipples and make him lick them and suck for milk. He likes his mothers titty milk, but my cock milk is better. As he engulfs my nipples in his toothless mouth I start to leak milk out of my cock. I shove his tiny head down my pants, making him unside down because he is so small. He licked the milk clean.

P2 He gummed that stinky slimy snake until i was screaming "ELIJAH SHITTTTTTT" even though he was only two he knew how to please his older brother. I came all over his face, suffocating him and choking him on me big meaty and juicy black sausage. He always liked sausages for dinner. But mine was a different sausage, and oh baby, he was addicted. I pulled his naked head out from my pantaloons to find him dead.

What happened in 2008, my stupid mexican friend couldn't climb the fence, what a dumb idiot, he is MEXICAN!

IGY UVAWRE I PUT MATT IN HIS FUCKING PLACE HE'S A NI__ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWFUIGGUIEYAFGUYIEA I'VE BEEN AVOIDING HIM BECAUSE I PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE IUESBUOIJES N___ER