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One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut

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i agree with punny doodle defintly made me smell again

made me wash my sweatshirt for the first time ever

What did the tractor say to the mailman, Nice to give you mail on my tractor!!!!! Sorry that might of made you rofl

I spunked so much that i had to go home to grab some lemon sceneted lube

Made me jump on ark and absolutely rip the dragon's asshole to fucking shreds

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P2 He gummed that stinky slimy snake until i was screaming "ELIJAH SHITTTTTTT" even though he was only two he knew how to please his older brother. I came all over his face, suffocating him and choking him on me big meaty and juicy black sausage. He always liked sausages for dinner. But mine was a different sausage, and oh baby, he was addicted. I pulled his naked head out from my pantaloons to find him dead.

What happened in 2008, my stupid mexican friend couldn't climb the fence, what a dumb idiot, he is MEXICAN!

IGY UVAWRE I PUT MATT IN HIS FUCKING PLACE HE'S A NI__ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWFUIGGUIEYAFGUYIEA I'VE BEEN AVOIDING HIM BECAUSE I PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE IUESBUOIJES N___ER