What did Tupac Homies smoke is ashes
it would’ve been too tacky to take a shot in his memory
BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe
What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd? When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it because all their fans are smoking pot.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
