Smoking jokes

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

He: "Do you smoke after sex?"

She: "I don't know. I've never looked."

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.