Smoking jokes
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.