Smoking jokes

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

Why do people shake cigarette boxes?

To wake up the cancer.

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.

I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Stop and apply lubrication.

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

He: "Do you smoke after sex?"

She: "I don't know. I've never looked."

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.