Sleep Jokes

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a doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to him self this is wrong but some doctors do it... he is a vet

Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.

"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."

Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

If a blind person can’t see then, do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep

Good night

The bully says “Your mom!” The girl says “Is sleeping with your dad.”

Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging

If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell

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why take a nap on the toilet because it's a rest-room

A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said "what happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle, the father replied with "you know what happened, you were there." the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they're exactly the same.

The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.