What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
i watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. only got caught once.
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
I would like to die like my islamic father, in his sleep. But not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me
A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter, he approaches her and says "Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion but I was curious to know if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?" The young lady smiles and says "That's a lot of money, of course I would." The doctor smiles and says "That's interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?" The young lady says "What are you joking? That's no money at all, Of course I wouldn't, what do you think I am?" The Doctor smiles again and says "We already established what you are, now we're trying to establish a price."
This kid was going to sleep and h said night mum night dad and night gramma and bye grandpa next morning grandpa died and the next night he said night dad night mum night grandma and gramma died the next morning and the next night he said night mum bye dad and they heard the postman died bc he was the dad lol
Who is Bill Cosby’s favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty