Sleep jokes

I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?

He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

Don't give up on your dreams...

Keep sleeping.

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.

Doc: What's wrong with that?

Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Where do fish sleep?

On a seabed!

So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.

20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

My ex died in an anchorage accident.

She always was a sleeping hooker.

Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.