I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches donโt serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Teacher: Great! Youโre studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
your foreheads so big that you dream in 4k
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
๐ง๐ง๐ง ๐ง Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning ? because they don't have balls to scratch
How do you know when it's bed time in Netherland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
