Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
