Slavery jokes
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.