Slavery jokes
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
"Hippity hoppity, women are my property."
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.