Slang jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
I have a little John.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.