Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Clap em sis!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
