Slang jokes

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

I have a little John.

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.

Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.

Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?

A baked potato.

What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor/tooter.

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

What do you call a duck on drugs?

A quackhead.

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?

A box of crackers.

What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.

Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).

Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.

Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.

Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.

Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.

MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.

LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.

Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.