Slang jokes
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
It's sad someone has ligma.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I have a little John.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"