Slang jokes
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.