Slang jokes
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
Memes
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."