Slang jokes
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
My personal dictionary on google.
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
straight (DYM 56)
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Like if you have nuts.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Dez nuts!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."