Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Clap em sis!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Balls.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
