How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
It's sad someone has ligma.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
I have a little John.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
