Slang jokes
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Memes
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
I have a little John.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.