Slang jokes
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Memes
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
It's sad someone has ligma.