Slang jokes
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.