Slang jokes
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
It's sad someone has ligma.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."