Slang jokes
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Know (DYM 24).
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
big gay balls
Suck on deez balls!
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
"Me so cutie right?"
when the sus.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Dez nuts!
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.