Slang jokes
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
It's sad someone has ligma.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."