Slang jokes
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
we (DYM 55).
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
when the sus.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
When I was scrolling through Instagram, my brother said, "Touch grass," but I was drinking matcha, so I opened the cap, poured it all over my hands, and rubbed it all over him.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).