Slang jokes
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Memes
Covid-19 or Rona
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
It's sad someone has ligma.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."