Slang jokes
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
It's sad someone has ligma.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.