Slang jokes
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Memes
Covid-19 or Rona
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
It's sad someone has ligma.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.