Slang jokes
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Memes
Clap em sis!
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Like (DYM 139).
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.