Slang jokes
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Covid-19 or Rona
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Clap em sis!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Like (DYM 139).
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.