What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Like (DYM 139).
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Balls.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Someone stole my balls :(
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
