Slang jokes
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Like (DYM 139).
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Clap em sis!
Memes
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Balls.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀