What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Someone stole my balls :(
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Ballz!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Innit.
Glizzy?
