Slang jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Covid-19 or Rona
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Like (DYM 139).
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Clap em sis!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."