Slang

Slang Jokes

Guy

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Cereal

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

Bar

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.

Field

What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?

A jammy cunt.

Nut

What did the wire say to the electrician?

"Stop twisting my nuts!"

Society

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

Pirate

Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"

Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.