Slang jokes
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Clap em sis!
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Memes
ben woof
Like (DYM 139).
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Balls.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Lick my nut.