Slang jokes
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
bro didnt even get the words right
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
That's kinda sus, you know?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a lollipop?
A cocksucker.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
POV: you
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Can I get a HOYA?
Ligma
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."