Slang jokes
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Memes
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Like (DYM 139).
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Clap em sis!
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.