Slang jokes
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Yo wsp?
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Dez nuts!
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Oof.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
I have ligma.
Doin' (DYM 19)
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.